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Post by Goanna on Jun 21, 2012 19:46:48 GMT 10
This is a pessimistic little game LOL
Basically the first player lists something they wish for, and the second person grants their wish, but at the same time twists it into something horrible!
Example:
Player 1: I wish that I could fly.
Player 2: Granted, but you flew in an aeroplane that you didn't know how to pilot and crashed in a gorge.
I wish that I had a pet elephant...
etc...
I'll start:
I wish that I could pat a seagull!
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Pokemon Trainer
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Post by (Dark) on Jun 24, 2012 2:46:30 GMT 10
Granted, but the seagull proceeded to eat your hand...
I wish I could teleport!
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Post by kenks on Jun 24, 2012 11:11:33 GMT 10
Granted, but you teleported behind an elephant just as it was about to sit down.
I wish I had a good sense of fashion!
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Post by Goanna on Jun 24, 2012 17:43:01 GMT 10
Granted, but you had to take three jobs in order to pay for all the clothes you thought were fashionable!
I wish that I could go on a holiday to England.
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Post by warbear777 on Jun 24, 2012 17:47:35 GMT 10
Granted but you would probably die to another alien invasion as we know from the historical documents of Doctor Who, all the aliens go to England several times of the year to kill people.
I wish I could become the most popular person on DeviantART
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Post by MahuruRaji on Jun 24, 2012 22:31:45 GMT 10
Granted, but because you are so popular you are stalked by art theives and all your artwork gets stolen.
I wish I had a nack for finidng shiny Pokemon.
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Post by warbear777 on Jun 24, 2012 22:40:37 GMT 10
Granted but it only happens for when you dont have poke balls.
I wish for a Star Wars VII.
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Post by kenks on Jun 25, 2012 16:10:31 GMT 10
Granted but it's so popular that it gets sold out in cinemas so the entire time it's out you don't get to see it.
I wish pokemon were real.
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Post by MahuruRaji on Jun 25, 2012 20:37:21 GMT 10
Granted, but Pokemon organisations such as Team rocket begin to take over the government and the world is under ruins under the over powering eerr, power of Pokemon.
I wish I could read minds.
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Post by Goanna on Jun 25, 2012 21:50:03 GMT 10
Granted but your powers mean you have to read everyones' minds at once and you are utterly overloaded with so much information! A lot of it, you would rather not have heard, either >>
I wish that I didn't have to wash my hair, that it'd stay clean forever hehe
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Post by MahuruRaji on Jun 25, 2012 22:01:58 GMT 10
Granted, but scientist learn of your super natural hair and cut it off for testing and you remian bold forever.
I wish I could see a Dinosaur.
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Post by kenks on Jun 27, 2012 14:09:49 GMT 10
Granted but the dinosaur squashed you with its giant foot!
I wish I could teleport.
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Post by MahuruRaji on Jun 27, 2012 16:07:26 GMT 10
Granted, but you cannot control your teleporting powers and disappear and reappear in random places at random times that is beyond your control.
I wish I could think of another wish.
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Post by kenks on Jun 29, 2012 16:52:21 GMT 10
You think of another wish, but the wish you thought of was granted in the worst absolute possible way ever and you regretted ever wanting to wish it.
I wish I had infinite money
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Post by Goanna on Jun 30, 2012 21:06:36 GMT 10
Granted but you receive a squillion phone calls daily from whiners and beggers demanding money off you. Everywhere you go people pressure you to give them money. Hackers invade your bank accounts and steal money. The world's economy explodes.
I wish that I could get a doggie!
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